Valentine's Day - The Funny Side "Who makes most dates on Valentines Day? The delivery guy." - Unknown Please remember that Valentine’s Day is a polite reminder that Christmas decorations must go down! - Unknown "Who makes most dates on Valentines Day? The delivery guy." Unknown "It would be great if Vanlentine's Day came with a fast-forward button." - Unknown "Valentine's Day is when a lot of people are reminded what a poor shot Cupid ...