Welcome to my garden, where bad jokes grown like weeds!
Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.
I used to think I was indecisive. But now I'm not so sure.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. They'll never expect it back.
I can tell when people are being judgmental just by looking at them.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
He was outstanding in his field.
***All Jokes are Corny and hit Rock Bottom!